Twice Underneath a Tie (yes a TIE)

Twice Underneath a Tie, there were two peoples with alot of hair gel that smelled like a new car. Anyway, they went to Pluto and decided that it was a planet because it had people on it. (Now anyway) So they stuck a flag made out of they're dad's work ties into the surface of Pluto and discovered that it was made of Marshmallow! This led to the discovery that Pluto was being slowly eaten by hyper teenagers with grahm crackers and chocolate.
"SAVE THE PLANET!!" they cried. Alas in vain, for who cannot resist a planet made of smore's?

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Once upon a time.....

Once upon a time,
there was a man who liked to rhyme.
He went to the door to pick up a box,
but first he put on some Socks.
Inside the box was a bunch of Styrofoam,
and under that was a brand new comb.
He took the comb, went to the window and jumped out,
hoping that going out the window would cure him of the gout.
It was a magic comb, that shot out beams of light,
he landed on the ground, he was okay but over was his flight.
The magic comb had cured the gout but instead gave him scurvy,
now he went inside and fell on his bead, Topsy turvy.
he thought "I'll have to go and get this cured by doctor Murvy!"
So doctor Murvy gave him a cure,
and the medicine made his health pure.

awkward poems INK.

Umm...

Once Upon A Time the world blew up.

THE END

-Maggie

the floating pumpkin

Once there was a floating pumpkin,
and his name was Mr. Pumpkin Pie.

one day he was sitting in the pumpkin patch and saw someone coming towards him with a knife!!!
he was holding his breath (or at least he would be if he could) hoping that they were going for Mr.Dumpkin Pumpkin instead of him.... but he was wrong,
they came over and cut his stem and then everything was dark.....
when he awoke, he was sitting on a table with newspaper under him and all around him,
but when he saw the bowl, the knife, and the pumpkin carving designs, he almost had a seed attack!!
next thing he knew, someone was cutting into his head, and then all the seeds started floating out of him!!
and he was floating to!!
but he was in Kansas, tornado country, and when the door opened there was a gust of wind, and Mr.Pumpkin Pie was no more.....


THE END!!

Cheese

Once upon a time there was an imaginary friend named Cheese. He was awesome. He went to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. He had chocolate milk and played games and then Loise came and saved him from Blue Man.

The End

The many adventures of mony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs. part 1

once there was a werewolf named remeus, and he had 3 best friends, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black.
remeus' friends became animagi so that every full moon he would have friends to be with.
James was a prong horn, peter was a rat, and sirius was a dog.
there nicknames were moony, wormtail,padfoot,and prongs.
one day they were strolling through the park when they came accross to unfriendly hyppogriffs!
so they pulled out there wands and without casting a spell the hyppogriffs turned and ran away, they were so confused and chased after them, not knowing why because they were sure to come accross danger in the future.
then they took off! and within the blink of an eye they were back, and in there swim shorts!
then they jumped in a puddle that was 3" deep and the fell asleep in the air.

THE END