Once upon a time.....

Once upon a time,
there was a man who liked to rhyme.
He went to the door to pick up a box,
but first he put on some Socks.
Inside the box was a bunch of Styrofoam,
and under that was a brand new comb.
He took the comb, went to the window and jumped out,
hoping that going out the window would cure him of the gout.
It was a magic comb, that shot out beams of light,
he landed on the ground, he was okay but over was his flight.
The magic comb had cured the gout but instead gave him scurvy,
now he went inside and fell on his bead, Topsy turvy.
he thought "I'll have to go and get this cured by doctor Murvy!"
So doctor Murvy gave him a cure,
and the medicine made his health pure.

awkward poems INK.

Umm...

Once Upon A Time the world blew up.

THE END

-Maggie

the floating pumpkin

Once there was a floating pumpkin,
and his name was Mr. Pumpkin Pie.

one day he was sitting in the pumpkin patch and saw someone coming towards him with a knife!!!
he was holding his breath (or at least he would be if he could) hoping that they were going for Mr.Dumpkin Pumpkin instead of him.... but he was wrong,
they came over and cut his stem and then everything was dark.....
when he awoke, he was sitting on a table with newspaper under him and all around him,
but when he saw the bowl, the knife, and the pumpkin carving designs, he almost had a seed attack!!
next thing he knew, someone was cutting into his head, and then all the seeds started floating out of him!!
and he was floating to!!
but he was in Kansas, tornado country, and when the door opened there was a gust of wind, and Mr.Pumpkin Pie was no more.....


THE END!!

Cheese

Once upon a time there was an imaginary friend named Cheese. He was awesome. He went to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. He had chocolate milk and played games and then Loise came and saved him from Blue Man.

The End

The many adventures of mony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs. part 1

once there was a werewolf named remeus, and he had 3 best friends, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black.
remeus' friends became animagi so that every full moon he would have friends to be with.
James was a prong horn, peter was a rat, and sirius was a dog.
there nicknames were moony, wormtail,padfoot,and prongs.
one day they were strolling through the park when they came accross to unfriendly hyppogriffs!
so they pulled out there wands and without casting a spell the hyppogriffs turned and ran away, they were so confused and chased after them, not knowing why because they were sure to come accross danger in the future.
then they took off! and within the blink of an eye they were back, and in there swim shorts!
then they jumped in a puddle that was 3" deep and the fell asleep in the air.

THE END

The mysterious tapdancing creature.

Once there was a little boy who lived on tattoine, his name was Anikin, he was working one day when he saw a funny creature walking his way,
he said "who are you?" and the creature started to tapdance!
anikin was at a loss for words and started to tapdance to!!
then someone came over and offered to take them werever they wanted to go,
so they told the guy to take them to mustifar, when they landed, the ship fell off of the landing pad and was buring up!
then Anikin and the mysterious creature started to tapdance, and the ship started to rise back up to the surface, even thought there was only half a ship left, they were able to fly it to 711 to get slurpees.

THE END

Fred the Wallaby

Once upon a time there was a penguin named Fred the Wallaby. He was totally awesome and he lived underwater. One day he went to buy some turtle food so that he could catch a magical turtle that would grant him a wish, but on the way to the store he fell off a cliff that hadn't been there yesterday.

"How strange," said Fred the Wallaby. "I don't remember that being there."

He climbed back up to the top off the cliff and continued on his way to the store. Then he saw a magical wish granting turtle in front of him!

"Hello!" said the turtle. "You must be Fred. Sorry I made you fall off that cliff back there."

Then the turtle walked away and was never seen again.

They all lived happily ever after.

The End

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